Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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