Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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