..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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