I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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