is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is wine microwaveable?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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