naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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