Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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