When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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