I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I would ride that face into the sunset
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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