You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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