We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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