Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
