i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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