Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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