with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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