Porn is love you can see.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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