help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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