hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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