Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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