How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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