also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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