No awkward lesbian experiences without me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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