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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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