He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My vagina just clenched in fear
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