After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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