Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
where are my eyebrows?
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