so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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