Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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