I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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