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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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