you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
sex in a hospital.. check
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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