dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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