even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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