Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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