I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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