she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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