yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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