I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
