You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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