We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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