Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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