You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sobbing to NWA
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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