I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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