my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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