so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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