Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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