i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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