Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
