I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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