It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
How external is "for external use only"?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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