That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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