I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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