No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
did i just pee glitter
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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