Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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