YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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