she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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