I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
