Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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