when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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