Why are handjobs necessary in class?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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